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Posts from November 2003

Two years

Exactly two years ago, I woke up in the morning, thought: Well, that’s it. Here I am, and kissed Maria José.

That was the start of the first day of my new life in another country. Since that day many things have happened: I started working here, got used to the way of living, received visits from friends from all over Europe, we moved into our own little house, I got to know the nice —and not so nice— parts of Lleida, we brought some visits to Harmelen, …
In those two years I got settled here, and I am really happy with my life here. Of course I look back to my time in Harmelen once in a while and certainly miss my family and friends, but I have not regretted my decision to move to Lleida for a single second.


E-mail disclaimers

More and more mail I receive has some kind of legal disclaimer attached to it. And I am getting more and more annoyed by it. The typical disclaimer usually contains something like the following:

This E-mail and any attachments are private, intended solely for the use of the addressee. If you are not the intended recipient, they have been sent to you in error: any use of information in them is strictly prohibited. Blah blah blah blah…

(Copied from the List of Stupid EMail Disclaimers)

So if I am not the intended recipient, this text tells me that I may not use the information in the e-mail. But I only know about these conditions when I am reading the disclaimer at the end of the message; too late. If you want to force these conditions on me, I’ll have to accept them before reading the message, in the same way a licence is presented to me before I install software, right?
And imagine that I am not the intended recipient, why can’t I use the information inside the message to find out who is the intended recipient and forward the message to this person? You clearly forbid this. The same rule also forbids me to tell the sender of his mistake.

Besides the kind of problems described above, such a statement should have no force of law. The sender can’t in general unilaterally stipulate conditions on what the recipient may or may not do with the email. In specific cases, such as copyright, the author may, of course, stipulate what rights are granted to the recipient. There are other instances where there is an implied contract of confidentiality, but those are not created merely by the sender sticking the word ‘confidential’ on a message.

Just compare it to your communication on paper. Do you add a disclaimer to every memo you send out? I don’t think so! So why on earth do you want to add this text to e-mail? Usually the answer is: “Because my boss told me to do it”. Your boss is of course worried about the consequences of your writings —which I can understand— and he thinks that this problem can be solved by adding a disclaimer. So to get rid of these useless disclaimers, we’ll have to educate your boss.
Explain them the possible conflicts caused by disclaimers as I described above.
And tell them that the value of disclaimers is limited, since the courts normally attach more weight to the substantive content of the communication and the circumstances in which it is made than to any disclaimer.
The real solution to his problem cannot be obtained by technology or legal disclaimers. The real solution is about the people, so train them! Most companies have special communication trainings for the phone support staff, why not do the same thing for those people communicating by e-mail? And of course you have customer relations guidelines for email, don’t you?

And if your boss is not listening to you, there is one more option: fight them with their own means! Each time I receive a message containing a disclaimer, I add the following disclaimer to my replies:

Disclaimer:
By sending an email to ANY of my addresses you are agreeing that:

  • I am by definition, ‘the intended recipient’
  • All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on the Internet.
  • I may take the contents as representing the views of your company.
  • This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.

(From a newsgroup article by John Sullivan)

This disclaimer is just as ridiculous as any other disclaimer, and has no legal value. But it might show the uselessness of disclaimers to people using them.


I've still got the blues

To be honest, there are not a lot of great concerts to visit in Lleida. The main reason is that Barcelona works as a huge magnet and has all the goodies. But for me 160 kilometers is too far away to do regulary on a mid week’s evening.

But today finally I can see a big name in Lleida: John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers. For those who don’t know John: he is mostly famous for having some great talent in his Bluesbrekers as Clapton and Jack Bruce (Cream), Peter Green, John McVie and Mick Fleetwood (Fleetwood Mac), Andy Fraser (Free), and Mick Taylor (Rolling Stones). Besides that he also knows quite well how to play the blues.

I am really looking forward to this concert, though he could have chosen a better concert hall than the Wonder mega disco outside the city. I prefer to listen my Chicago-style blues in a place with more atmosphere as the Escorxador.


LOAF

After reading about it at Russell Beattie’s Notebook, I just had to add LOAF support to this site. You know, I always like to try out new technology. If anybody encounters strange behaviour in LOAF, please drop me a message.

[Update 2003.11.14]: Changed LOAF link to the ‘official’ LOAF wiki.


Visits to Harmelen

Just for the record: at this moment we have planned two short visits to Holland. The first visit will be at X-mas time. We already have the tickets, and will stay in the cold part of Europe from December 25 until December 28. In spring we plan to come at Easter time, probably from Friday ‘til Monday. If everything goes alright, we’ll bring some people from over here with us.

As usual, invitations for a coffee or a beer are very welcome, though I cannot guarantee that we will accept your offer — it is our holiday after all.


Click! Darkness...

Just when we were cooking our evening meal yesterday, we were suddenly without electricity. “No problem”, I said to Maria José, since we have these handy earth leakage switches. I was able to find my small Jong Nederland torchlight in the dark, and went to the entrance to flip the guilty switch.

But all switches were in the correct position. I went outside our apartment to the stairs, and turned on the light; it switched on immediately. I noticed that our neighbours upstairs also had light, so the problem was definitely only in our apartment. Then I noticed a box high on the walls in the stairs, with two cables coming from it, entering our apartment. I got some stairs, opened the box and found two old-fashioned fuses. One of them was clearly burned and still hot. Found it!

Now we had to find a replacement fuse. I remember having seen some when we were reconstructing our house, but I was very afraid that we threw them away, since we had our fuses replaced by those modern switches. A quick look around in the most easy accessible places did not deliver us the fuses. We started getting a little bit worried about the things in our fridge and —more important— our meal. While Maria José was getting ready to bring the contents of our fridge to our neighbours, I decided to check the closet downstairs one more time.

And there they were; two fuses of at least 20 years old. They had a little bit less capacity than the old ones, but at least they would get us through the night. Today I checked two shops to buy new fuses, but so far I haven’t been lucky. Tomorrow I will contact an electrician, because in my eyes it is very ridiculous that we have these old fuses in front of our modern earth leakage switches, and I have a high suspicion that they are not necessary at all.


Command prompt

I just noticed that the Command prompt is one of the six most used applications on my computer:

Windows XP Start menu showing the Command prompt

There are two conclusions to be made from this: I am a senile old MS-DOS lover and I definitely need Linux —or at least Cygwin— to have more powerful command-line options.


Maybe

There is a Taoist story of an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically. “May be,” the farmer replied.

The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbors exclaimed. “May be,” replied the old man.

The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune. “May be,” answered the farmer.

The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out. “May be,” said the farmer.

(via Zen Stories to Tell Your Neighbors)


LOAF Stylesheet

Now that I have been working with LOAF for several days, I have the feeling that the technology is not completely finished yet. I have studied many LOAF implementations, but have the feeling that most implementations are just too difficult to implement. A lot of implementations are written in obscure programming languages, and need a powerful server to run on. But this way the LOAF technology is kept away from the big audience, who know nothing about programming. In my opinion, LOAF should be more easy to use, Joe Sixpack should be able to use it on his blog. And that preferably by only changing a single setting in his weblogging software.

So, I decided to create a LOAF implementation in CSS. Notice that this stylesheet is XHTML1.1 ready, since it also styles the <html> element. You only need to copy the file to your server and your site is completely LOAF-compliant.

To use the LOAF CSS implementation on your site, follow the steps below:

  • Download the LOAF CSS file;
  • Replace the stylesheet for your site with the contents of the file you just downloaded (MT users: read the instructions on the Movable Type site).

That’s all!


Referer spam weblogs

The latest trick spammers have is setting up fake blogs, usually with the design copied from another site. Though these sites look harmless, all links direct you to pr0n sites. To get visitors to their ‘webblogs’, they use a trick known as referer spam. They request pages from other sites, pretending to come from a link on their weblog.

Since many sites display the referers on one of their pages —home page or statistics page—, the spammer effectively creates links to his site this way. And the more links to your site you have, the higher you get in Google’s search results, which results automatically in more visitors!!! You can read more about all this at idly.org

Even though I do not display my referers —and Google does not spider my statistics—, I still don’t want these spammers to use my site. So I blocked them based on the referer field by adding the following code to my .htaccess file:

RewriteEngine on  
RewriteBase /  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} a-b-l-o-g\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} akksess\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} bongohome\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} busty2\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} gamling\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} gdough\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} herbalecstasypills\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} jennifersblog\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} kwlablog\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} malixya\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} mikesplace\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} mp3int\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} onlinedatingchat\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} saulem\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} teoras\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} websearchus\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} worldnewslog\.com [NC,OR]  
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} wr18\.com [NC]  
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If you feel that I have added your site to this list by error, just let me know, and I will review my list.